When life gives you lemons...

Author: ecofreak

Date: March 15, 2007

by ecofreak
3-15-07
One peaceful day...
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your girlfriend's eyes.
Great advice, dude! I'll try it!
Squirt!
Oww! You little...um...uhh...you little...uh..."Freaky Dude"!
Sir, your great advice has failed. What shall I do?
Next time, try oranges.