Most Popular Girl in School (this one really blows)

Author: edmund_hoffmaster

Date: June 20, 2004

I'm pretty, and smart, and every guy at school wants to be my boyfriend, I just know it. (giggle) I guess I should go throw up lunch now.
You know, I can fix all that.
Just because I'm pretty, and smart, and everyone knows it? That's not very nice.
Well, you're a bitch.
POOF!!
Oh my God! What have you done?
Oh, don't worry. You're a very beautiful man. HAHAHAHA