Tom's New Letter

Author: edmund_hoffmaster

Date: September 3, 2006

'My dearest Tom, How have you been? Oh, how I miss you so. I can't wait until we're together again, and I can feel your strong arms wrapped around me...I love you, Tom.'
what the fuck???
'If only you knew how much my body has missed yours, you would understand what I have been through since leaving you. Oh, Tom, I hope you can take me back into your life, as I would you.'
she's got to be joking...
'Please, Tom, consider my offer of us getting together...I miss you so much, Tom...and I love you. xoxoxoxo Love, your favorite Peach...PS call me... : )'
..I'd rather drive rusted nails through my skull...