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| ...so, you want to know how I got this hook and eye patch, eh? (Arrrrrghhh!) I'll explain... | |
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| I lost me left hand in a sword fight with Blue Beard. (Arrrrrgghhh!) | |
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| One morning, soon after having the hook installed, I was putting in me contacts... (Arrrrrgghh!) ...well, me being left-handed, and half-drunk on Captain Morgan... I think you get the picture... | |
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| I hope he doesn't suffer from jock itch... | |
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