Groovy! 39

Author: edoggydog

Date: January 28, 2005

by edoggydog
1-28-05
Dude... Yesterday, in the park, some asshole tried to mug me! But, I fixed his wagon...
Groovy!
Right when he was about to take my wallet, I jumped up and bit him in a place where he'll never forget!
Really? Where was that?
In the NUTS! Get it? I'm a squirrel! Squirrels like NUTS!! What are you... a #@$% idiot?
Wait here while I go grab my shotgun...