Groovy! The BIG 4-0

Author: edoggydog

Date: February 1, 2005

by edoggydog
2-01-05
Hi... My name is Belzer. I am from the planet Mongo, which is approximately 2.3 million light-years away...
Groovy!
I have traveled here, non-stop, for many, many months! I have only one request...
Do you want me to take you to our leader?
No! I need you to lend me a quarter so I can use a pay toilet. I needs to take a major shit!!
I'll go grab some change from my man-purse...