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| Dude... Me and my bitch- uh, girlfriend- had sex for the first time last night! | |
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| Well, I kept asking her how she likes it, and she kept saying, "Honey, we've been together long enough for you to know!" This bullshit went on for twenty minutes! | |
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| I started butt-fucking her! So then she screamed, "What the hell are you doing? Get out!" Oh,well... I had a one-in-three chance, and I chose the wrong hole... | |
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| I'll take those odds any day! Now, excuse me while I go home and "meouch" my cat... | |
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