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| Dude... Last week I won a gift certificate for a free "facial"... | |
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| So, two days ago I drove out to the address on the paperwork... | |
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| Not well. Instead of being a fancy day spa, the place was an empty warehouse! And, inside was Ron Jeremy naked with a film crew. I'm still not able to wipe all the dried "spooge" off my face! | |
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| How many times must I tell you to read the fine print... (loser!) | |
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