Groovy! 62

Author: edoggydog

Date: February 28, 2005

by edoggydog
2-28-05
The word is you are looking for something to make your "dipstick" grow bigger. Well, I've had my own personal success I can share with you...
Groovy!
It's a product called "Teenie-Weenie Be Gone". It let me tell you... It works! My "hang-me-down" grew an amazing six-and-a-half extra inches!
Super! Any side effects?
Well... my "crank-shaft" did turn black...
"Dipstick", "hang-me-down", "crankshaft"... Why doesn't he use a manly term like "pee-pee tube"?