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| ...and this is where the story gets "hot and juicy"... As he had me pinned up against the wall, he slowly undid my shoelaces... | |
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WE INTERRUPT "GROOVY!" FOR THIS IMPORTANT NEWSBREAK!
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| Tune in tonight at eleven as I attempt to re-enact the death of Terri Schiavo by starving myself, along with keeping my mouth open and never blinking, for thirteen days! | |
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We now return you to "Groovy!"...
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| ...finally, after three hours, we collapsed into one, sweaty, throbbing heap! My back teeth are still sore! Was that a great story or what..? | |
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| *Whew!* Unbelievable! Now, excuse me while I go home and pummel my penis into submission... | |
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