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| So... I guess I got "semi" good news from my doctor today regarding my wife's illness... | |
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| He says he's narrowed her disease down to either AIDS or Alzheimer's. Obviously, I told the doctor I had to know for sure... | |
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| Well... What did he say to that? | |
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| He told me to take her to the supermarket and drop her off, and if she finds her way back home, don't fuck her! | |
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| Hmmm... That means if she shows up on my doorstep, I can sleep with her and no one will know because she'll forget! Yesssss! I just may get laid this century yet... | |
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