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| Dude... Thanks for calling that tech guy! Not only did he fix the problem with my laugh track, he also installed Microsoft Sob-ster Millenia... | |
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| Now, I can feel sadness and remorse. Go ahead! Give me some bad news... | |
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| Did you know that Terry Schiavo finally died..? | |
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| She did? No! Not her! Why? WHY?? WAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA... | |
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| I better go buy some WD-40 before you freeze up like the Tin Man... | |
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