Groovy! 301

Author: edoggydog

Date: May 19, 2005

by edoggydog
5-19-05
So, me matey... (Arrrrrrrgggghh!) Me wife sent me to see a hypnotist to solve my lack of performance in the bedroom. And, it did the trick!
Groovy!
All I have to do before attempting sex with her, (arrrrggghh) is to repeat one little phrase three times in the mirror. Then I become a raging love machine!
Great! What's the phrase?
"She's not my wife!"
Arrrrrggghhh!