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| Dude... The dating scene nowadays is kick-ass! There's a ton of horny bitches that are just a computer mouse click away! | |
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| I'm constantly fighting off pussy! It's unending!! | |
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| So... Then, you've forgotten all about your cute Persian ex-girlfriend? | |
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| I had up to now! (*sniff*) Thanks for reminding me, asshole! (*sob*) Oh, why did she leave me? WHY? WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHHH!! | |
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