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| ...so, after we got kicked out of the bar, I turned to my master and said, "Should I have answered 'DiMaggio'?" | |
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| Anyhoo... I was watching the "Daily Show" last night, and Dwight Yokum said that the mammal humans are related to the closest is a dog... | |
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| No, seriously... Apparently we are separated by only one chromosome... | |
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| If that's true, why can't I lick my own nuts? | |
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