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| ...then, I played the song I recorded to the record producer, and he told me it sucked because it didn't have a "hook". [Arrrrrggghh!] So, I said, "Oh, yeah?" and preceded to jam this hook up his ass! | |
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| Speaking of which... I just read on-line that music "piracy" is a $4.6 billion business! [Arrrrggghhh!] And, to think how I wasted all those years on the high seas... | |
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| I'm talking about all those port towns me and me mateys raped and pillaged! And what did we net? Only a few thousand dollars! Plus, I don't even have a retirement plan! Arrrrrggggg!! | |
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| I know what you need: a nice bottle of Captain Morgan. Wait here... | |
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