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| ...then, I ordered a B.L.T., and the waitress gave me a look like I was Jeffrey Dahmer, or someone like that! | |
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| Anyhoo... I just finished putting together my portable basketball hoop. I figure two or three months of practice, and I'll be ready for the NBA... | |
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| Get real, dude... You're a pig! | |
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| Yeah? So? YEAH? SO? You're barely this side of gaydom, and you think you'll be cornholing Sandra Bullock someday... | |
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| Yeah? So? YEAH? SO? I hear you're a "ball hog", Porky... | |
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