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| Sho, let me [hic] tell you about my idea for a [burp] retirement plan. It's really shwell! | |
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| For exshample, if you had [burp] inveshted $1000 lasht year in [hic] WorldCom, Enron, or Nortel, your shtock would now [BURP!] be worth and average of $23.14. But, that shame money shpent on beer... | |
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| ...would be worth [HIC] $214 in reshycled cans! [BURP] I call it my "401-Keg" plan! [BRRAAAPPPPP!!] | |
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| You wanna here 'bout my "401-Gay" plan..? | |
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