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| Dude... I'm going into surgery tomorrow to get my arm reattached... | |
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| I asked my doctor if I'll be able to play the violin afterwards, and he said, "Of course." Then, I said- | |
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| Let me guess... "Great! 'Cause I can't play now!" | |
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| Dude... That joke's older than... Uh, older than... Uh... Ah, dammit! The readers can fill in the rest! I'm tired of doing all the @%#$ work around here!Late... | |
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