Groovy! 480 - Why we broke up (Part I)

Author: edoggydog

Date: July 12, 2005

by edoggydog
7-12-05
...and, if I a press my fists to my eyes long and hard enough, I start seeing stars! It's fekking rad, dude!
Groovy!
So, to answer your question about why me and my Persian girlfriend broke up... Frankly, she was just way too tight!
Because she's Jewish? I can't believe you just said that!
Not monetarily, you bonehead!
Whaaaaaaaaat? You've lost me...