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| So, I was watching Texas Hold'em Poker last night, And I learned a new term called a "race situation"... | |
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| It's where two players have gone all in, and both hands are about equal, so it's a "race" to see who wins by the time all the community cards are turned up... | |
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| Cool... Y'know, I have my own "race situation". It's when I'm taking a piss, and right before I start flowing, I flush the toilet and try to finish peeing before the bowl empties! | |
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