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| Dude... Let me tell you about this fine beotch in the bar that was just hitting on me! | |
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| She said that she wanted to take me home to have sex, but only if I have a NINE-inch dick... | |
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| I told her that no matter how good-lucking a woman is, I will not cut off THREE inches! | |
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| Well, if you ever DO decide to cut off three inches of your dick, can you give them to me? Please? | |
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