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| I've been trying to lose some weight, so my bitch- er, girlfriend took me to a vegetarian restaurant last night... | |
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| What I found interesting, though, is that the dishes they were serving had simulated chicken and beef made out of tofu, which actually TASTED like chicken and beef! | |
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| Y'know... Vegetarians eating simulated meat makes absolutely NO sense to me! | |
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| It's like when lesbians, who, of course, hate men, fuck each other with strap-on penises! HUH?? | |
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