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| ...side effects include malaprop-ism, hypnotism, prismism, and mild retardation. We now return you to Jox News... | |
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| In San Francisco today, there was a major earthquake measuring 8.0 on the richter scale. No known deaths were sustained... | |
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"...but tens of thousands of gay men had their dicks sheared off during the shaking!"
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| ...so, just how did your penis get "accidently" sheared off? | |
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| Well... I had my member in Bruce's mouth when the big one hit, and... | |
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