Groovy! - The Upside of Natural Disasters (re-redux)

Author: edoggydog

Date: April 21, 2006

by edoggydog
4-21-06
...side effects include death. But, at least you'llstill be able to cornhole your wife! We now return you to Blox News...
Groovy!
In Tijuana, Mexico today, there was a major earthquake measuring 8.3 on the richter scale...
"Fortunately, the tremblor happened during the afternoon siesta, and when the people awoke, they could not tell there had been a natural disater!"
Hey, Pablo! What's SHAKING?
Nada, amigo!