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| ...and, later, I was at the Cingular store, and some old lady was com-plaining that she couldn't hear her cell phone ring when it was in... | |
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| Goddamn! This jamoak has been prattling on for fifteen minutes and counting... | |
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| ...her purse. So, I waited as the idiot behind the counter fiddled with the ring volume on the phone, but they still couldn't her the phone in her... | |
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| I'll bet even if one of those zombies outside came in here and ate me (one could only hope), he'd just keep on talking! | |
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| ...purse. So, the old lady stormed out, blaming everything that sucked in her life on Cingular. Then, I thought, why keep it in your purse if you can't... | |
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