Groovy! - Gosh, do you think it will work?

Author: edoggydog

Date: May 20, 2006

by edoggydog
5-20-06
[Based on an actual news report]
Dude... I've just been contracted to make a public service announce-ment, to be aired in Iraq, encouraging sucide bombers to, you know, NOT be sucide bombers!
Groovy!
Karbala, six months later...
...so, in closing Mr. Terrorist, we plead with you to do the right thing. Think of the innocent women and children you may kill. Can't we all just get along?
*sniff*
Bagdad, the next day...