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| Hey, dad... I just got a text message from the mayor that Tom Cruise is being attacked by a psychotic Brooke Shields fan! | |
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| Give me minute, son! I'm right in the middle of whitening my teeth... | |
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| But, shouldn't we HURRY, dad? | |
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| You don't want me showing up at the crime scene with dingy teeth, do you son? | |
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| Looks like we're TOO LATE, dad!Cruise is already DEAD, dad! If, only we had gotten here SOONER, dad! | |
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| Cruise, schmooze! What's important is that I look good for the news cameras, son! | |
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