Groovy! - Presents: More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat

Author: edoggydog

Date: November 29, 2006

by edoggydog
11-29-06
I kept scratching my owner's leather couch...
...so he had me declawed.
Thank god he didn't have me "de-teethed"!
Why are there bite marks all over my new pair of Kenneth Cole shoe- AHHHH, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU STUPID, FUCKING CAT!!