Groovy! - New Year Predictions from My Fucking Cat

Author: edoggydog

Date: December 30, 2006

by edoggydog
12-30-06
So, next week is 2007... Big fucking DEAL!
I predict our troops will still be in Iraq, Nancy Pelosi's face will melt off, revealing she's the Antichrist, the Chargers will win the Superbowl...
...and my owner will finally have that long-awaited aneurism!
WHY ARE THERE USED CONDOMS ALL OVER THE BED, AND MY BOTTLE OF OLD SPICE EMPTY? AAAH, YOU STUPID, FUCKING CAT!!