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| Yesterday, I met a hooker who said she'd give me a "penguin" for only fifty bucks! | |
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| It turns out she actually gave me a real live penguin. But, it's still the best fifty bucks I ever spent... | |
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| ...because that penguin had the tightest ass I've ever felt! | |
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