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| I may be married, but my cock still dates other women! | |
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| Unfortunately, my hand is monogamous! | |
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| When nobody's looking, I like to reach through this wall and fondle the nuts of the squirrel sitting in the tree outside this window... | |
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| I'm standing right here, fucko! | |
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| I couldn't tie the first two panels together in a funny way, so I went home and gave myself a HERBAL ESSENCES mango-scented douching. | |
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