Groovy! - Armless Anders: The TRUE Story

Author: edoggydog

Date: July 12, 2012

by edoggydog
7-12-12
No, I wasn't born armless...
Groovy!
My dad told me I was in a freak car accident when I was an infant, and somehow the broken glass from the windows sheered my arms clean off.
Wow. That's terrible.
How Armless Anders really lost his arms...
Hey, honey..? [ *hic* ] What shay I pick up Anders by his arms and violently shwing him around like that Russian lady we shaw online?
Goo?