Groovy! - Low Information Voter

Author: edoggydog

Date: January 8, 2013

by edoggydog
1-08-13
November 1st, 2012...
Your tests came back and you are cleared to have male enhancement surgery on November 5th...
Groovy!
Now, remember, although you'll be able to knock over small table lamps with your new penis, the side effect is a 50% drop in intelligence.
Who needs to be smart when you're hung like a cattle rustler?
November 7th, 2012...
President Obama won re-election yesterday...
YAY! Now, all our probelms will be solved!