Groovy! - Bill loses a job (with apologies to Porternotes)

Author: edoggydog

Date: April 14, 2016

by edoggydog
4-14-16
After Bill gets laid off from the car dealership, he applies for a position at the local sanitation department...
I really need this job. I can't blow the interview. If I don't get this job, I'll lose everything.
Shit, here he comes. I probably look desperate. Ok. deep breath. I need this job. Do that icebreaker thingy I used to do in the car business.
Thanks for waiting. Would you like to step this way?
Have you met the Air Dick?
Well, I'd like to thank you for coming in. We'll let you know either way... Count on it being the either way.