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| Today, Amazon recalled more than ten million Alexas. Turns out the interactive modules were disclosing their users' deepest, darkest secrets to their friends and relatives. | |
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| ...and after I found the nearest store for tampons, she then ordered a giant-sized box of condoms from Costco... I think she's fucking the football team and again! | |
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