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by edwards7433
10-03-07
Well that takes care of the windows.No zombies gettin in here.
Umm..did i leave the car unlocked?
Ya know i .....im thinkin ya did.
Man thats gonna be a problem.I left the Weed on the dash.
There's zombies outside trying to eat the shit out of us and he's worried about the car.
Yep your right its unlocked.....Fuck

 

by edwards7433
10-03-07
What the heck are ya doing?
This whole car thing is really starting to get to me...
Come with me let me show you something...what i would call a Big Problem..Not like the car.
I mean i cant even hammer a nail
Ya gotta be Fuckin Kiddin me..
Yeah maybe your right.Can i at least see if its unlocked

 

by edwards7433
10-03-07
What are you reading?
Im reading a death threat the zombie gave us..
Really? let me see that..
Yeah i didn't think zombies could write....So if im correct...
helo Misters inside we zombies wood realy lik 4 yu to opin up and let uss eet yu..Ok if those zombies eat just like they write.I see our survival at 100%
So we got a 100% chance of getting the Weed from the Car.

 

by edwards7433
10-03-07
Knock,Knock ,Knock
Hey i think someones at the door,Ya mind getting it? Im BUSY
ZOMBIES RUN RAMPET Later on the 10 oclock News........
Hey Yeah Sorry to bother you but this is Death and i was wondering if i could like .. .come inside....These Zombies are a little scary...So what do ya say?
Yeah..Who ...Is It
AAHH see thats were you got it wrong im used to dealing with the Dead... not the Undead..
Hey Wait a sec..I thought Death was used to dealing with all these dead people.?

 

by edwards7433
10-04-07
Come on man just let me in and i'll make sure these Zombies dont get in ..heck i'll even throw in a free Hotel bathrobe..
Mmmm.Let me think.
Well um no but its nice and Soft.....Ahh come on man im really having a bad day.
What the hell do i need a bathrobe for..Does it come with a Doobie.or a bag of chips..
Please.Im tired that crappy hotel had an early check out time and i didn't get my deposite back...so can ya open the door?
Sounds like you should of stayed at a Holiday Inn...Sorry dude.

 

by edwards7433
10-04-07
they not opin upp do they.zombie try knok then they opin for us door.then come in we do
No.........No they did not open the door..
So knok i can so misters let uss in yes.
Unless you got a Lightsaber hidin somewere in that meat bag ya call a body.were not getting in.
Me not understand,about knok on door,with lifsabur tell me you will...
For starters ya sound alot like YODA which you are not.And starting Now im restraining my self not to Unkill you.

 

by edwards7433
10-04-07
Who's that at the Door?
HuH what ..Oh ..Oh That was Death
Let me get this Straight you just had Death knocking at Your door,from the smell of this place one would think he,s already Inside
What the Hell is that supposed to mean..
I'll put it to ya this way.CLEAN YOUR FRIGGIN HOUSE IT STINKS...
Shut the fuck up and go BUGG someone else.

 

Nice work
Thanks
by edwards7433, 10-04-07

 

by edwards7433
10-04-07
Thanks satan for letting me sell my soul to get that VP Job..Man i could just hug you.
Umm no that wouldn't be a good idea.....Ahh screw it go ahead
Man-Zero....Satan-One ....

 

Arrg Whats this .Shiver me Timbers,Me got the Crabs..
by edwards7433, 10-04-07

 

Gods House
Man this is a really great View...
Ya like that ..I made it by Hand.
by edwards7433, 10-04-07

 

Shit this can't be good.
by edwards7433, 10-05-07

 

by edwards7433
10-05-07
thats right Steve that grill is only $19.99 and if you call now we throw in a grill brush absolutly free and thats not all...
President Bush is talking about pushing the U.S troop further into Iraq were he says they will be there until later next year..peace talks in north Korea end today......
SHIT!
This just in Authorities are starting to deal with the zombie menace by arresting them for Breaking and Entering.More on this and more on the 10:00 News.....

 

by edwards7433
7-05-09
hey!nice flowers
There for your grave.
gotta go.
I can't let you go
uughh it hurts.
see what you made me do.

 

Zed and Zeek waited outside the Whitehouse for there first day of work
Im telling ya Zeek im pretty darn scared about my first day.
Ahh don't worry Zed we'll fit right in with the rest of the mindless Zombies.
by edwards7433, 7-05-09

 

Words and Wisdom from the Bathroom BeatNik.
If your planning on eating chinese tonight,stay away from that place on 122nd and Division.....Or else you'll soon be dropping the Kids off at the Pool.
by edwards7433, 7-05-09

 

I don't know what smells worse you or this fish.
by edwards7433, 7-06-09

 

by edwards7433
7-06-09
You there with the hammer.Can i see some I.D?
I.D?
Sir.can i see some I.D
MMM. I.D..Let me see..here..well.......ummm
I guess the guy over in pencils forgot to draw one.

 

Up on the 3rd Floor things weren't going according to Chens plan.
Chen. I dont think it was a good idea to have the meeting in the Pong room
#%@#$
by edwards7433, 7-06-09

 

Were are my Goats?
by edwards7433, 7-06-09

 

Sorry im late what did i miss?
by edwards7433, 7-06-09

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