THE STRUGGLES OF SHAKESPEARE

Author: eggsforknockers

Date: April 21, 2014

by eggsforknockers
4-21-14
Honey, I'm home!
What is it my sweet?
Oh of some grand coital measure do I find myself taken fucking aback! What gives with the habit? Did I ever once tell thee to get to a nunnery yet?
No my love, it was but a surprise. One born with hope of bringing new spark to an old, limp, sagging, petered out, stretchy but nary hard...
Thou best be shuttting the fuck up bitch, lest I employ said old, limp, sagging, petered out, stretchy but nary hard hoseth of mine to whip the shit out of your nuncheeks in a sideways eight fashion.