I never knew that cat's only look like they're not depraved.

Author: eggsforknockers

Date: October 2, 2014

by eggsforknockers
10-02-14
Hey there! I know I'm just a cat and I know I'm the one that filled the cat box up with shit, but I also know that you're the one who needs to empty it. Could you do that for me please?
How about you shut up and I'll tend to it when I've got the time and inclination?
Great! Then you can lick the shit off my butt fur until you can find the time and inclination.
Please no!!! Not again!!!
Ahhh... yes... that's it... yesss... keep licking, south to north, south to north! That's it you dirty cat shit box CAT SHIT EATER! Suck that fur... suck it clean!