I live in Amurica [sic], so I'm a newbie! Part 1

Author: eggsforknockers

Date: October 8, 2014

by eggsforknockers
10-08-14
Where are you Chen? I've got customers wanting their fries and you're fucking the dog!!! WTF have you been doing???
So solly suh, I hop and sing as fast I can, but other employees hit me again and again!
Oh boy, here we go again! I only hired you because I thought you were a chip off the old block...
Ode brock?
...of yellow quartz.
Yerrow kotz? Oh! My dad!