I live in Amurica [sic], so I'm a newbie! Part 2

Author: eggsforknockers

Date: October 8, 2014

by eggsforknockers
10-08-14
Your dad's 'hammered larynx' disability retirement was legitimate. I don't need you... WTF are you doing now???
Me raffing at yerrow kotz joke you make! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
If you're going to stick your nose up my ass by laughing at my jokes, then you're going to suck my dick with your yellow teeth just like your dad did. Understand???
Yes. *suckeesuckee... suckeesuckee...*
Oooh... aaah... Hey, you might as well practice your 'r' sounds while you're down there! Get some time in multi-tasking. Good. You're doing very well!
Thank you suh! *suckee suckee ul ul... suckee suckee ul ul... ulllllllllll... ulllllll...*