I live in Amurica [sic], so I'm a newbie! Part 5

Author: eggsforknockers

Date: October 8, 2014

by eggsforknockers
10-08-14
So let me get this straight. You all beat up Chen when he tried to shit next to the toilet, in defense of my honor?
Yessir... plus he's a chink.
Right. But that's not even an issue. The issue is that you have grasped the core of my management theory... DOMINANCE BY SMELL.
I did?
I think you're ready for your own franchise. WHOA!!! Back up a minute! Are you saying you're not sure?
No no no no no no. I was just checking to make sure that you were sure. I'm sure!