Auditions (part one)

Author: eggy_mcmuffinman

Date: November 24, 2002

by eggy_mcmuffinman
11-24-02
In order to fill the void created by the loss of our "author" character, we are now holding auditions for characters that are even more appealing and (preferably) "wacky".
First up, we have Doctor Wayne Dwayne. Tell us a bit about yourself, Wayne.
My main hobbies are eating dryer lint and laughing hysterically.
Uh oh.
Did you notice my funny name?