So it's come to this.

Author: eggy_mcmuffinman

Date: February 16, 2003

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Why am I talking to a drunk guy with no pants?
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I always wind up in these situations. Maybe I'm too soft. Maybe I'm too polite to say, "Sir, will you please leave me alone?"
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Yup. That must be it.