Why won't this stain come out of my shirt?

Author: eggy_mcmuffinman

Date: December 19, 2003

by eggy_mcmuffinman
12-19-03
Excuse me, why am I in hell?
Oh, this isn't hell, it's purgatory.
Then what's with the fire and brimstone?
Oh, that's not brimstone. Our Easy-Bake oven exploded.
Really?
Nah, I'm just kidding. Welcome to hell, kid.