Just when you thought it was safe...

Author: eggy_mcmuffinman

Date: March 21, 2005

Hi. As you may have noticed, the last time I did comics was in December and they were pretty lousy. If I'm going to continue doing this comic on a semi-regular basis, I'd better do something original.
Therefore, I'm scrapping plot development altogether and skipping straight to the punchlines.
Yes, I think there's a significant difference between Angelina Jolie and a talking toilet.