Hell's a bad place, but at least the company is interesting.

Author: ekedolphin

Date: August 22, 2002

by ekedolphin
8-22-02
Meanwhile, down in the fiery depths of hell...
We hope you enjoy your time here in hell...
Well, thanks, that's... somewhat unexpected.
I'll have you know, I'm really that much of a bad guy.
That's good to hear.
I mean, it's part of my job to help condemn people to an eternity of firey torment, but I'm really a nice guy.
Sounds like a nice job you've got. How much are they paying you?