Nice girls love evil psychopathic murderous guys.

Author: ekedolphin

Date: August 22, 2002

by ekedolphin
8-22-02
Meanwhile, back at Joe's house, he's just read his e-mail from his girlfriend...
Hmm, what to write, what to write...
Duuude, like why not write her a poem, or tell her she's beautiful or something?
Naaah. You don't understand my girlfriend all that well. You gotta use reverse psychology on her.
OK, so what are you gonna write, duuuude?
"And you're a dirty rotten scumbag whore..." Oh, he is so sweet!!!