Purple cow meat tastes goooooooood...

Author: ekedolphin

Date: August 22, 2002

by ekedolphin
8-22-02
Now just stand very still...
YIKES! Please... please don't cut my head off.
Cut your head off? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Why, this axe isn't even real!
Whew, that's a relief. Then why did you want me to stand still?
So I can burn you to death with my mind!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!