Hell is big government.

Author: ekedolphin

Date: August 22, 2002

by ekedolphin
8-22-02
Upon Rick's first arrival into Hell...
Hi! Welcome to Hell.
...Damn. How'd I get here?
Remember that Joe guy setting you on fire with his mind?
Yes, I remember that, but... why am I *here*?
You honestly thought you could get away with not paying your taxes, didn't you?
OHMYGOD! Hell is run by the IRS!